Just when we thought the world couldn’t get any crazier, here comes a cuddly pillow in the shape of penis. Online retailer Firebox launches the Pierre the Penis Pillow and it’s every woman’s dream come true. This adorable plush features a proportion that is rather chode-like that you can fondle or squeeze or anything you fancy. Soft and squishy, this eccentric pillow measures 12 inches long complete with a lovely shaft and two cute dot eyes. Plus, it has a pair of feet at the bottom that also double as balls.
One happy buyer wrote:
“A perky penis to rest your weary head on at the end of a long day. Snuggle up and nuzzle yourself between the balls for extra comfort.”
But if you’re looking for something bigger, then the Giant Pierre the Penis Pillow is for you. Bigger and better than ever, it measures 18 inches long, 12 inches wide and 5.5 inches deep. Just like the regular Pierre, this giant pillow also flaunts a chode proportion making it extremely girthy and cuddly.
Firebox has previously launched some weird-looking merchandise that is both obscene and quirky. It actually took them a while to come up with a penis-shaped pillow. Why didn’t they think of this earlier? You can get the penis pillow here.