These ‘Pierre The Penis’ Slippers Will Keep Your Feet Warm All Night Long

Nothing beats the feeling of coming home to a pair of comfy slippers. We bet everyone would agree to that. But would you feel the same way towards chunky and cheeky ones? To the point where they are in the shape of a penis. Well, if you don’t mind, then it’s time to get your toes willy warm with these Pierre the Penis slippers.

Oh yes, they even have a name. But at first glance, you won’t immediately think that they resemble that thing. To be honest, they look pretty decent, much like any other fluffy slippers. Plus, they even come with pitch-black eyes which make look a little cuter. Although they’re not as stylish as your fancy slides, they’re cozy enough to keep your toes toasty all night.

Pierre the Penis Slippers on Feet


Keep your feet willy warm this winter season with these Pierre the Penis slippers

Pierre the Penis Slippers

However, don’t get too excited about slipping your feet into this willy footwear. The product description suggests going gently on them. You know, because “that area of the body isn’t keen on rogue kicks.” Also, you might want to be extra careful with their balls as well. Yes, you’ve read that right. Each slipper has got a pair of balls. Well, it’s a great thing that they’re anatomically correct.

A Pair of Penis-inspired Slippers

One of the best things about these slippers is that they would fit most sizes—UK 7 to 12. That’s US sizes 9 to 14 for women and 7.5 to 12.5 for men. That said, these slippers are actually quite big. Size really does matter, after all.

Indeed, these slippers make the perfect gift for all the willy lovers in your life. If you are too (no judgments here), then go grab a pair for yourself as well. And while you’re at it, you might as well check out Firebox’s entire Pierre the Penis collection. It includes plush toys, a four-foot body pillow and a stress ball. They’re all so funny that it’s hard to resist not collecting them all!


Get your pair of penis slippers here.
If you’re into your willy-themed merch, perhaps you would also like the penis-shaped hot water bottle too!