This Woman Bought A LOTR Uruk-Hai Sword And Shows The World How Helpful It is In Everyday Life

If you’re a fanatic, anything that is themed after your favorite fictional character is priceless. It doesn’t matter if it is useful or not. As long as it is related to your favorite movies, TV shows, books, or music, it’s as good as a treasure. So, when Tumblr user zohbugg bought an Uruk-Hai sword from an antique store, she just knew her life would change for the better. Lord of the Rings fans would certainly recognize this odd-looking sword at first glance. But for those who don’t know it, the Uruk-Hai sword is the main weapon of the evil soldiers created by Saruman. In other words, this scimitar belonged to the evil fighters who were ordered to bring the One Ring for Saruman and kill the members of the Fellowship.

“I drove to Iowa to visit my friend. I found an Uruk-Hai scimitar in a local antique shop. I bought it. Without hesitation. I don’t know if I have enough for gas to drive home. Worth it”

multiple uses uruk hai-sword zohbugg tumblr

In other words, the Uruk-Hai sword is nothing but pure evil. But this particular woman knew she just have to bring it home when she found one at a local antique store. You might be wondering how she’s going to use the notorious scimitar. Well, it turns out that the sword is more useful than we think. No, she’s not planning to terrorize the Middle-earth by using it. But she found other hilarious ways to use the sword. In fact, the possibilities of its application are endless.

Here are some of the funny yet clever ways to use an Uruk-Hai sword:

“Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine”

hilarious uses uruk hai-sword zohbugg

“Such as making the bed”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword making the bed

“Making toast”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword making toast

“Getting things off high shelves”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword getting things off high shelves

“Making coffee”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword making coffee

“Reaching the remote when it’s too far away”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword reaching the remote

“And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword running out of toilet paper

“I don’t know how I survived life without it”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword for survival

“We hang up lights”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword hang up lights

“Decorate the tree”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword decorate tree

“Wrap presents”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword wrap presents

“And enjoy hot cocoa by a roaring fire”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword enjoy hot cocoa

“My roommates came home early”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword roommates came home early

“We’ll meet you at the altar”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword wedding

“He hangs proudly on my wall near my bed in case of intruders”

zohbugg uruk-hai sword hang wall

Here’s what people have to say about the multiple uses of the Uruk-Hai sword:

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