What’s the most amusing way to say ‘You’re not welcome here’ to unwanted visitors? This funny doormat that reads ‘Don’t Knock Unless I Married You, Birthed You, Or Ordered Food From You’ simply says it all. We’ve previously featured some hilarious doormats including the one that reads ‘Hold On We’re Probably Not Wearing Pants’ and ‘The Neighbors Have Better Stuff’ doormat. But if you’re looking for more hilarious and more honest doormat labels then we’ve found the perfect store for you.
Pipett Designs specializes in making personalized gifts, homeware and accessories including funny doormats. Robyn Eddy, the woman behind the startup, is a stay-at-home mom of 6 who loves to be creative and enjoy working online. Her collection of funny doormats includes 21 funny phrases printed on natural coir mats. Of course, the one that says in simpler words ‘Go Away If You’re Not My Family Or The Food Delivery Guy’ is one of the bestsellers.
This funny doormat reads ‘Don’t Knock Unless I Married You, Birthed You, Or Ordered Food From You’
But there are also other equally hilarious phrases that you need to check out. There’s the ‘If You Forgot The Wine, Go Away’, ‘Shhh… Baby Sleeping You Wake It You Take It’, ‘Text First Ya Filthy Animal’, and many more. If you want something that can relate to the current pandemic crisis, the ‘Keys, Wallet, Phone, Face Mask, Hand Sanitizer’ doormat will suit your doorstep. We’ve picked out some of the funniest doormats from the collection for you to check out.
Source: Pipett Designs