This Teacher Has Made A List Of All The Funny Things Kids Say When Their Parents Aren’t There

Curious and innocent, kids often ask and say some of the craziest things. And let’s admit it, some of the funny things kids say really amuse us. Indeed, their unadulterated honesty and inquisitiveness allow them to express themselves in rather surprising ways. Their intrinsic craving for learning and curiosity always seems to get them questioning the ways of the world. Furthermore, they usually say the funniest things because they see things from a different perspective.

We’ve picked out the best and most hilarious quotes from the book. So, sit back, relax, and let these wholesome (and sometimes wacky) thoughts bring out the kid in you.

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funny things kids say days of the week

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Some of the silly things kids say may sound nonsensical at first. But after giving it some thought, we realized that their honest opinions are outright brilliant. And we can’t help but agree with some of them. Their thoughts may sound crazy and hilarious but we’ve got to admit that they’re making more sense than us adults sometimes. If you want to hear something amusing to make your day, we recommend that you chat with a kid.

Moreover, kids tend to pour their hearts out when their parents are not around. This fact is further confirmed by NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit. Dealing with enthusiastic kindergartners on a daily basis, Alyssa has heard innumerable comments and questions from curious kids. In fact, she was so fascinated by them that she even created an Instagram account to share some of the funny things kids say when their parents aren’t around.

funny things kids say dolphin marine biologist

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funny things kids say words argue with parent

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funny things kids say liz for lizard

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funny things kids say small world

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funny things kids say wish

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funny things kids say pancakes and hugs

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funny things kids say piece of cake

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funny things kids say piece of cake

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funny things kids say mrs teacher

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funny things kids say eat dessert first

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funny things kids say family feeds each other

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funny things kids say ice cream color

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funny things kids say spider tissue

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funny things kids say detention

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funny things kids say honey i am home

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funny things kids say listening to self

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funny things kids say ignore people

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funny things kids say august sunday

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funny things kids say one brain

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funny things kids say kindergarten

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funny things kids say rock paper scissors

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funny things kids say help husband

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funny things kids say scooby doo

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wacky children quotes bug looks great

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wacky children quotes moody foody

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wacky children quotes naked weekend

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wacky children quotes thunderstorm heart

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wacky children quotes not feeling worky

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wacky children quotes selfish husband

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wacky children quotes mad

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wacky children quotes take the ring

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wacky children quotes summer

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wacky children quotes enough friends

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wacky children quotes out of timeout

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The Instagram page Live from Snack Time, started in 2015 and currently has 130k followers. It features a compilation of all the funny things kids say based from actual conversations. The page also invites its followers to submit their own kids’ quotes too. Due to the overwhelming number of submitted posts, Alyssa and Greg Dunbar (digital marketing manager at the Walt Disney Studios) decided to create a book featuring the funniest and craziest kids’ quotes.

The book is titled ‘I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say)‘, and it’s exactly as described. You can buy the book here in hardcover or get it on Kindle if you want to read the entire quote collection.