This is the best list of funny animal names, and we’ve got to say it’s rather amusing! Sometimes you wonder what people were thinking of when they named animals. Take “manta ray” for instance. What even is that? It’s just a collection of sounds. But, if it had been named “majestic sea flap flap” then people would get the idea as soon as they heard its name.
Hilariously better names for animals
The beach chicken also known as a seagull. They like to steal chips at the beach.
Floaty potato also known as a manatee. Big boned.
Floppy floppy sea spider
Floppy floppy sea spider also known as an octopus. They have superpowers. They can fit in jars and stuff.
Dirty needle also known as a mosquito. Just the worst.
Magical safety dragon
The magical safety dragon also known as the bearded dragon. Quite a cool name to begin with.
Arrow pig also known as a porcupine. Half pig, half pine cone.
Mud forkers also known as mud skippers. Both are funny animal names.