This Twitter Account Renames Everyday Objects With Hilarious Results
Do you ever just look at something, a piece of food or an animal for example, and think that they could have been named something so much better? You’re left wondering why of all of the logical choices that could have been used, instead something that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense was picked instead. Well, unfortunately, we can’t go around altering the names of things just because we disagree with them. However, we can imagine the amusing replacements we would use instead! Here we have some hilarious images brought to you by a Twitter account that renames everyday objects. Take a look and see what you think!
If only you could grow bagels this way.
Without it, bread is left horribly dry.
As true as this is, this isn’t our favorite because people use milk for drinks as much as they use if for cereal.
Because unicorns come in all shapes and sizes.
We just love the nose.
Whilst this is a perfectly fitting name, we do think skunk suits.
Sheep scatter land the way clouds scatter the sky. Perfect!
One we would like to avoid!
We think whale actually sounds a bit more mighty.
Nothing to see here, just a prison pony rocking their stripes.
Sea Flap Flap
Because the dictionary would be way more interesting with words like this in it.
Just don’t tell the kids!
We will be using this phrase from now on.
Not to be messed with…
If there’s an animal that should be able to do magic, it’s this one.
Yellow Tree D*cks
Because sometimes you just want to say things as you see them!