Woman Gets Herself A Dog After Being Stuck At Home With Illness And The Dog Keeps Pulling Funny Facial Expressions To Cheer Her Up

Dogs are undeniably the best fluffy companions in the world. They’re playful, sweet, loyal and simply lovable. Of course, it’s a plus if they have a unique feature and a quirky attitude. Well, Penelope the Goose certainly fits this description. The three-year-old Italian greyhound has been bringing joy not just to her human but to the entire world as well with her goose-like body shape and funny dog expressions.

Having been diagnosed with a chronic illness, Kayla spends most of her days at home. So, three years ago, when her youngest son was about to start school, she thought of adopting a dog. She adopted Penelope when she was only eight weeks old. And since then, the adorable pooch has been keeping her company at their home in Gardner, Kansas.

 

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20k!!!??? You like me!!!!! You really like me!!!!! Thank you so much everyone!!! I’m so very grateful to have hit 20k followers. The kindness and support we are shown on Instagram is incredible. Thank you to everyone who has been part of our Instagram journey in anyway. Your kind comments and support means more to me than I can ever express. ???????? Stay Goosey friends!!!! . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. In this picture she has a proud toothy smile on her face! She is wearing a red bow tie collar with white polka dots. . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundofinstagram #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggysofinstagram #iggys #galgo #galgos #galgoitaliano #piccololevrieroitaliano #greyhound #greyhounds #greyhoundsofinstagram #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #sighthound #???? #windhund #windspiel #PenelopeTheGoose #doggo #longdog

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My family just doesn’t seem to get it no matter how many times I prove it to them, So I have decided to spell it out for them! From now on when I am told what to do or what not to do I will direct my hoomans to my tag to remind them “I do what I want!” If anyone has any doubts on my dedication to this philosophy, Flip to the next picture!!! . . Thank you to @badtags for gifting me this tag that so eloquently expresses my philosophy. . . Pearl collar by @hypnoticdogco ?? . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing a pearl necklace around her long neck. She has a bright pink tag on it that says “I do what I want” . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggies #iggylife #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #galgo #galgosofinstagram #greyhound #greyhounds #piccololevrieroitaliano #greyhoundsofinstagram #longdog #longdoggo #doggo #buzzfeedanimals #buzzfeedpets #bark

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What kind of person doesn’t like the movie Lady And The Tramp?? A complete monster That’s who!! I haven’t met a Goose or hooman alive who doesn’t know and love the iconic spaghetti kiss scene from Lady and The Tramp!! Until today that is!!? My hooman was eating her burrito (she calls it a wrap but we all know a wrap is just a fancy burrito) and I decided this would be a wonderful time to reenact the famous spaghetti scene but have our own burrito twist to it! ? My hooman went in to take a bite and I came in on the other side and sunk my teeth into the opposite end of the burrito! I would eat from one side, her from the other and we would meet in the middle and share a kiss!! How cute, how sweet and how endearing right?!!! WRONG!!!!! ?My hooman said “Goose” in the irritating way she does when she’s mad and picked me up and removed me from the table top (yes I had hopped onto the table for sake of reenacting the scene, so what?!) When my mommy put me down she said “naughty Goose” Me?!!! Naughty?!! I was simply trying to reenact a charming scene from one of my favorite movies and I get in trouble!!! If I was being “naughty” then I guess that makes Lady from the movie “naughty” too and only a complete monster would call Lady from Lady and The Tramp a naughty dog!!! Lady was a hero I think my mommy should recognize me as such too!? Flip to the next pic to see my indignation towards my mommy over the situation!? . . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small but long seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is looking wide eyed and innocent in pic one. Pic two she looks full of judgmental indignation. She is wearing a turquoise collar with pink spikes. . . . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggiesofinstagram #iggies #iggys #iggysofinstagram #iggylife #sighthound #greyhoundsofinstagram #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #galgo #galgoitaliano #greyhound #greyhounds #???? #longboi #longdog #dailyfluff #dogmom

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Goslings friends, I think I have a pretty big problem here!! @wheelingweenie gifted me a handmade soft, cozy snood from @weenwear and it’s even in my favorite color (rainbow) and everything! ? That part is amazing and I adore the snood, but…… she made my hooman mommy a matching one. It’s not so much that I mind us twinning or even my mommy copying my signature up over the ears look (tho that’s annoying) The problem is now she thinks she can get in on MY pictures on MY Instagram and who knows what’s next!! She loves her snood and thinks it’s so pretty that Maybe now she will even start to think she’s entitled to “share” my other gifts. I’m kind of thinking we’re entering dangerous territory here! ?Regardless we both want to thank @wheelingweenie For making and gifting these @weenwear snoods to us. We encourage fur friends who have a stalker/copycat hooman like mine to contact her for your own set. #gifted . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope The Goose is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing a rainbow snood. Kayla (Penelopes hooman) has weaseled her way into the picture too and is holding The Goose. She is also wearing a matching rainbow snood. . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggysofinstagram #iggies #sighthoundsofinstagram #sighthound #sighthounds #galgo #galgos #greyhound #greyhounds #hooman #dogmom #dogmomlife

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Throwback Thursday to when I still had all my teethers. I was so unaware in my toothy bliss! This picture was taken just a few weeks before I went to sleep and awoke to some of my Goosey teeth missing! I was robbed! I’ve never believed the Periodontal Disease bit (pun intended) they tried to feed me! I believe my teeth were stollen to be sold on the black market. My rare Goosey teeth are considered more valuable than Ivory! But just Incase, brush your teeth kids! ? . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing a red and white bow tie collar. Penelope looks like a smirking long neck weasel In this pic. . . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #italiangreyhoundsofig #iggy #iggysofinstagram #iggys #iggies #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #galgo #galgosofinstagram #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhound #smilingdog #goofydog #piccololevrieroitaliano #weratedogs #cermet #longdog #doggo #brushyourteeth

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Prior to meeting Penelope, the previous family whom she belonged to told Kayla that “there was something very special” about the pup. Indeed, Penelope was unlike the other puppies in her litter who were quite playful and rowdy. In fact, when Kayla first met her, she was just shyly cuddling in bed. According to Kayla, Penelope was “much calmer” than her siblings.

 

“When I picked her up, she was so tiny and gentle and just cuddled up to me and slept. For me, it was love at first sight!”

 

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Me: *attempts to flirt subtly* Crush: “excuse me mam I think you have something in your eye? “? . . . . . Gorgeous Jacket by @duds4buds . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. Penelope is wearing a shimmering aqua jacket with sequins and a faux fur turquoise collar. Penelope has a saucy smile on her face and is blinking one eye. . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggysofinstagram #iggies #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #galgo #galgos #galgosofinstagram #piccololevrieroitaliano #windhund #smilingdog #funnydog #doggo

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In an effort to encourage everyone to #stayhome I have decided to do a #throwbackthursday post to remind everyone that sometimes partying isn’t all it’s cracked up to be anyway! Stay safe friends!!????? Picture1: when you first arrive to the party and politely smile and announce you can only stay for one drink……… ? Picture 2: Later that night, when you’re four margaritas deep and texting your ex is starting to sound like a good idea …..? Picture 3: The moment you realize you have had too many Jell-O shots……. ? Picture 4: waking up the next morning and contemplating your poor life choices! ??? . . . Collar by @hypnoticdogco . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing a rainbow beaded collar. Each picture illustrates her descent into deeper intoxication and poor choices until the last picture of her laying in bed wrestling with her regrets over her behavior.

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When my hooman momma goes in for a kiss the same moment I have a big yawn and it looks like I’m going to alligator snap her face off!! ?? Happy Mother’s Day to all the mommies of hooman and fur children! To the women who mother their friends and family but may not have bio babies of their own. Happy Mothers day To the stepmothers, To the single dads who have to be mother and father all in one. ?? Love sent to everyone who may be grieving or hurting today for various reasons, you’re not alone!-Love Penelope & Family . . . . . . . . . . . . . #dogsofinstagram #cutedogs #dogs #puppylove #greyhoundlife #mothersday #furmommy #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundofinstagram #iggy #iggymom #iggies #iggiesofinstagram #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #sighthound #sighthoundlove #sighthoundsofinstagram #funnydogs #happymothersday

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My state has officially declared we are to be in mandatory quarantine! However, I still see those shifty, shady squirrels running around outside! Thus I have taken it upon myself to spend my days staring out the window and loudly declaring to them and anyone else who dare to walk by, be it hooman, bug or leaf, that they are breaking the state regulations! ? My family has implied that they are not in favor of my sacred duty! They have even made undignified comments hinting that my brave work is too loud or even obnoxious (the nerve)?!! However, I insist on doing this heroic service for the good of the community. Watch out world! Sheriff Goosey is on duty or doody depending on the moment!? ? . . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small but long-necked seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing a cowboy costume giving the stink eye to the shifty squirrels!

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Meet Penelope the Goose, a three-year-old Italian greyhound who has been taking the internet by storm with her funny dog expressions and fabulous outfits!

Well, who would’ve thought that this timid dog would become an internet star someday? Apparently, after posting a few photos of Penelope online, Kayla witnessed how much people adored Penelope for her unique physique and goofy expressions. This eventually prompted her to create an Instagram account for her lovable pet. Now, Penelope has over 89K followers who bear witness to her playful antics and fabulous outfits.

 

“Penelope overall does great posing for pictures! She is such an inquisitive little thing that she often stays very still while she is scoping things out. Most of our pics are just natural looks from us cuddling on the couch, but the more ‘posed’ pics she enjoys doing because she gets treats and loves having all the attention on her!”

 

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My smallest pet hooman had the flu last week. ? I was kind enough to allow him to lay on my side of the bed in mommy’s room. I also cuddled my warm body up to him and took care of him the entire time. HOWEVER, I never agreed to allow him to use MY nightstand where my mommy(slave) keeps a water cup for me each night (no I’m not spoiled). I really take no blame in mistaking his water cup as my own and I didn’t get the reason everyone would fuss about it when I drank from his cup. After the third cup of water of his I had stuck my goose tongue in, they attempted to cover his new cup with a plate to keep me from gulping down his beverage.? Do they think I’m some kind of amateur?? A PLATE!!? The fact they thought that would work is almost insulting!! I simply just knocked the plate off the cup and gulped down the beverage. Duh!! ? In the end they had to get him a sippy cup to keep my long Goosey tongue out. It finally worked but geez those hoomans are slow learners! Swipe to the next picture to get a glimpse of the long Goosey tongue I speak of? . . . Collar by @pawesomepupscollars . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is sporting a smug grin and wearing a taco collar? . . . . #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #iggy #iggies #iggys #iggysofinstagram #galgo #galgos #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #smilingdog #funnydog #bark #dailybark

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As it turns out, Penelope’s outfits are not merely for the ‘gram. In fact, Kayla revealed that Italian greyhounds like Penelope do require clothing. Dogs of this breed often have very little body fat, thin fur and sensitive skin. So, it’s important to dress them up to keep them warm during colder seasons and in colder climates. Likewise, it’s essential to keep them clothed during summer to protect their skin from the harmful rays of the sun.

 

“With all that in mind, I love finding clothes or collars that match Penelope’s Goosey personality! I love things that are whimsical, unique, and colorful for her. There is an amazing woman that owns a company called duds4buds and she often makes Penelope incredible, unique custom clothing and comes up with really unique ideas for Penelope’s outfits!”

 

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When you’re dreaming of a hot romance after staying up late reading your favorite steamy romance novel, “Fifty Shades of Greyhound” . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is laying back in bed with her eyes closed and a big toothy grin on her face. She is wearing a pink and white plaid bow tie collar. . . . #doggo #dogsmile #smilingdog #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggies #iggys #iggysofinstagram #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #greyhound #greyhounds #greyhoundsofinstagram #funnydogs #piccololevrieroitaliano #galgo #galgosofinstagram #galgoitaliano #???? #sleepingdog #dailyfluff #buzzfeeddogs

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? Goosey The Noodle-Necked Reindeer , had a Neck that seemed to grow, And if you ever saw it, it’s long enough to snatch tacos! ? All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call her names, But Goosey said they’re all just jealous of her D list insta fame, ? Then one dinner on Christmas Eve Santa had to say, “Goosey with your neck so high, Please don’t steal my tacos tonight!”? Now all the reindeer love her Because she she stole them taco treats, Goosey The Noodle-Necked Reindeer Please don’t steal my tacos from me! ? . . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope The Goose is a long necked seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing deer antlers and a holly leaf collar looking festive indeed. . . . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggysofinstagram #iggies #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #galgo #galgos #galgosofinstagram #greyhound #greyhounds #greyhoundsofinstagram #piccololevrieroitaliano #doggo #longdog #dailybarker #funnydogs

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Indeed, Penelope is such a little ball of sunshine who could brighten up anyone’s day in an instant!

According to Kayla, Penelope is unlike any other dog that she has met. Aside from being funny and sassy, Penelope is equally “sneaky and mischievous” too. “An evil genius of sorts,” as Kayla would put it. Nonetheless, her sweetness surely outweighs all her mischiefs and antics. Kayla also noted how Penelope has formed a unique bond with her children.

 

“She loves playing with my kids and their friends and if one of my children is ill, she seems to know and cuddles up on them and stays with them. She is loved by my children so intensely and she seems to reciprocate the feelings.”

 

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GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED! You donut want to miss this GIVEAWAY!!! ? ? ??? To bring a little enjoyment to you during this difficult time @duds4buds and I have teamed up to bring you this fun giveaway! The donut “hoodie” pjs by @duds4buds are one of my very favorite outfits. So @duds4buds and I are super excited to be able to share one with one of you! ?????????? The winner will receive their very own donut PJs for their fur friend. The winner will get to choose from the following sizes: S/M- Girth 15-17inch length 14inch M/L- Girth 18-21 inch length 15 inch L- Girth 22-25inch length 17 inch As you can see the sizes available are for Iggies and smaller dogs at this time we can not offer them for larger breeds(sorry my big friends). ?? Here are the rules for the Giveaway: 1.Must be following @duds4buds and @penelope_goose 2.Tag a friend to enter and receive an additional entry for each friend tagged (1 tag per comment) 3. (Optional) Share this post in your stories for 3 additional entries! ??????????? This giveaway is international So all can participate. The giveaway will end on Monday March 30th at 12pm CST, winner will be contacted that evening. Good Luck Gosling pals!! ??????????? *Please note that Instagram is in no way affiliated or responsible for the giveaway.

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Some Gosling friends have inquired as to why a bath was necessary after my romp with the trash the other day. Well I’m here to tell you that it absolutely was NOT! The wet scrub down was completely unwarranted! In fact, the cruel procedure was counterproductive to my agenda! ? The reason why this particular Garbage treasure hunt was markedly victorious was that a small hooman had put a half eaten ice cream cone (can you imagine wasting half an ice cream cone?!) in the waste facility!? The ice cream had melted into ooey gooey perfection and drizzled all over the rest of the trash. As someone who is socially responsible and doesn’t like to waste things, I took it upon myself to tip the trash over and lick up the delicious sticky substance. ? In the process of my digging and feasting, the ice cream got on my furry Goose coat. “Even better!!!!” I thought! Now I can store more of the sugary sticky goop on my fur and save it for later! ? So you see, the bath (torture device) completely ruined my plans to have a little extra snacky later when I was ready to lick my fur. ? If you look closely at the pic you can see some of the delightful melted ice cream glop on my neck, leg and even my tag. I was so happy and blissfully unaware of the watery torment that awaited me! ? . . . Tag by @badtags . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a seal and white Italian Greyhound. She has a giant triumphant grin on her face. Penelope has traces of melted ice cream on her. She is wearing a tag that says “teeth on point” . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggies #iggiesofinstagram #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #greyhound #greyhounds #greyhoundsofinstagram #galgos #galgo #galgoitaliano #piccololevrieroitaliano #smilingdog #dirtydog #doggo #buzzfeeddogs

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Ok Goosey friends, I’m ready to share the truth about the humiliating event that went down at my birthday party!! ?? Generally I would expect my birthday to be a large, lavish affair. Perhaps the mayor would shut down the town for the day so everyone can celebrate the holiday of my birth together. But considering with the covid risks, I selflessly decided on just family and few of my dearest friends. ? The day went well over all. There was balloons, cake, games, gifts, your usual birthday suspects all making an appearance! ??? As the evening greeted us we gathered around Our fire pit to enjoy marshmallows and ghost stories. ??? I decided to use this time to sneak off in search of dropped marshmallow goo, cake, pizza or any birthday goodies I could find. I hopped onto the counter near the fire pit trying to be incognito when my hooman mommy loudly announced “what Is on the Gooses Butt”?!??? I completely froze as ALL eyes turned to me. Suddenly the counter I was standing on seemed to morph into a stage and I became the evening performance. ? It was then that I heard the voices of the party “friends” start to rumble…….. “PENELOPE HAS A DINGLEBERRY ON HER BUTT” ???? There I was in front of my entire party with a long dingleberry hanging off my boney bottom. Laughter erupted and then, The worst part happened….. my hooman mommy came over with a towel and wiped my bottom in front of EVERYONE!! She wiped my bottom as if I were a tiny baby, Not the 3 year old she-Goose I had become. ? ? I have gone over what happened in my head again and again. And I have concluded that this was a set up! Someone… jealous of the birthday attention I received PLANTED that dingleberry on my Goose bum! It’s the only logical explanation! ?? We all know that I enjoy a good buttscoot! There’s no way a dingleberry would last on my bum that long! I just want whoever did this to know, I’m onto you!! I will figure out who you are and I will have my revenge!!! (The second pic Is for you) ?? Thank you to my friends on here for allowing me this safe space to share my feelings! The 3rd pic is how I look anytime I think about the Birthday DINGLEBERRY!!??

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Today was the day the small pet hoomans finally went back to school after the long winter break. ?This is always a bummer because there’s way more fun and shenanigans to be had when they are here. Not to mention they leave snacks sitting out and drop food way more than the big hoomans. ? As you can imagine the small hoomans were not too pleased about their free-for-all days coming to an end and we were feeling down at bedtime last night. I decided I would do something fun to cheer everyone up. ? I waited until everyone had fallen asleep (this was no easy task because My Pack of hoomans had gotten way off schedule and so it took them awhile to doze off). Then I grabbed my loudest squeaky toy and ran through the halls squeaking it over and over with all my might to make sure every snoozing hooman awoke from their short hibernation to hear my squeaky song. It was my very own bugle call to signal the end of our Holiday break. ? For some reason my thoughtful gesture didn’t inspire joy as I intended, instead I was met with aggravation! My mommy said it was midnight and I was supposed to be asleep and not playing. Clearly she didn’t get what I was trying to do. I guess I’ll have to try it again tonight! ? . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing a pearl beaded collar. Her ears are out and she wears a mischievous smirk on her face. . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggiesofinstagram #iggysofinstagram #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #galgo #galgos #galgosofinstagram #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #smilingdog #doggo #buzzfeedanimals #buzzfeedpets

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I may be 0% Irish (I’m Italian) but you can still kiss me………??next pic shows me flirting ever so subtly! . . . . Changeable cover collar by @collarcoversllc Saint Patrick’s day tag by @badtags . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She has a toothy grin on the first pic and and flirtatious wink on the second. She sports a green patterned collar with a tag that states 0%Irish . . . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggysofinstagram #iggies #iggiesofinstagram #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #galgo #galgos #galgoitaliano #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #smilingdog #windhund #weratedogs #funnydog #cermet #penelopethegoose

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Hello hooman, gaze deep into my eyes! Do not look away. You will find yourself becoming sleepy! As you fall deeper and deeper into the spell of my eyes you will begin a journey in your mind to seek out the secret door in your soul that houses your deepest most undying desires! As you open the door you will find that all your dreams and driving aspirations are gone! And there left in their place is one undying urge so strong that all other yearnings pale bellow it, a want so strong it makes you ache! It is the need to make me tacos……… burritos will also be acceptable! ? . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. Her eyes are looking dark and giant! She is gazing intensely at the camera. She is wearing a red collar with bells on holly leaves attached to the front . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggysofinstagram #sighthound #sighthounds #sighthoundsofinstagram #galgo #galgos #galgoitaliano #piccololevrieroitaliano #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #puppydogeyes #doggo #buzzfeedanimals #buzzfeedpets

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I often find my hoomans scanning my face for signs of remorse after I enjoy an valiant spree of treasure hunting in the garbage can. I have decided to save them time and just go ahead and and proudly wear a tag that represents my state of mind and philosophy. “I regret nothing”!? . . . Tag by @badtags Collar by @hypnoticdogco . . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. She is wearing a blue druzy beaded collar and a green tag that says “I regret nothing. Penelope wears a mischievous smug grin on her Goosey face. . . . . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #iggy #iggys #iggysofinstagram #iggies #sighthound #sighthoundsofinstagram #sighthounds #galgo #galgos #galgoitaliano #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #piccololevrieroitaliano #smilingdog #doggo #buzzfeedanimals #buzzfeedpets

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My mommy got me this egg collar to wear as a scarlet letter of sorts to represent the many eggs I have scrambled to steal off the table! Well yokes on her, Because as you can see from my eggpression I think this collar is eggcellent! #badpuns . . . . . Photo description for accessibility: Penelope is a small seal and white Italian Greyhound. In this picture she has a big toothy grin on her face. She is wearing a wide teal collar decorated with eggs. . . #italiangreyhound #italiangreyhounds #italiangreyhoundofinstagram #iggy #iggys #italiangreyhoundsofinstagram #greyhound #greyhounds #greyhoundsofinstagram #piccololevrieroitaliano #galgo #galgolovers #galgosofinstagram #galgos #galgoitaliano

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So, which one of these funny dog expressions is your favorite?

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