27 Dumb and Funny Things Drunk People Do

From sobbing on stranger’s shoulders to uttering slurry laments, drunk people are the life of any party. Naturally, things get out of control resulting to funny events that are sure to be the topic of conversations for months and even years.

Hence, we highly advise you to drink in moderation, or you might end up following the footsteps of these idiots. Here are 27 dumb and funny things drunk people do. Prepare to laugh.

 

He’s drunk enough to kiss anybody…even a mask.

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No wonder you didn’t get up on time.

calculator-used-as-alarm
sammyfrisa/reddit

The result of Oktoberfest.

drunk-men-in-matching-clothes-sleeping-on-a-train
cxrry/reddit

There must be a lot of construction going on that tree.

traffic-cones-stuck-to-a-tree
hadhad69/imgur

Don’t drink and drive.

car-submerged-into-a-swimming-pool
jalogan1/reddit

Alcohol unleashes one’s hidden cooking talent.

cooking-pasta-using-a-bread-toaster
AbstractCeilingFan/reddit

So my puppy got drunk on kibble last night…

xray-of-a-puppys-stomach-full-of-kibbles
tinhousecrook/reddit

My friend decided to test his artistic ability by tattooing himself.

tattooing-while-drunk
yllwsnow2/reddit

Drunk me decided to munch on my wife’s soap. Tasty!

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ImNtYrGuyBddy/imgur

Never shop online when drunk.

painting-of-a-monkey-drinking-wine
Trizdizzle/reddit

What in the world?!

ostrich-inside-a-car
ShervinSinatra/twitter

Prepared my lunch last night while I was drunk and this is what I found the next day at work.

packed-a-lunch-while-drunk
sbh5075/reddit     sbh5075/reddit

Someone stole the doors of my neighbor’s car last night.

missing-car-doors
dodheim/reddit

People who drank way too much alcohol

 

If anyone has seen a missing leg, please report it to the authorities ASAP.

missing-prosthetic-leg
lessons_learnt/reddit

Sent my mom this photo of me happily tucked in bed last night while I was out drinking with friends.

drunk-photoshop-skills
daizy1999/twitter

Passed out at a bus stop and woke up to this one trying to pull my pants off.

fox-pulling-a-mans-pants
bowlerhatbear/imgur

I woke up like this today.

half-shaved-legs-of-a-man
Luigee3310/reddit

At least he’s being honest, right?

drunk-guy-steals-bike-flyer
Fuquawi/reddit

Hungover puppy.

dog-drank-12-bottles-of-chocolate-liquor
andyben/imgur

Most women cry over silly matters when drunk.

drunk-girl-crying-for-losing-in-connect-four-game
caz0/reddit

“Went out drinking with my daughter and taught her how to be a sensible drunk.”

drunk-daughter-lying-on-the-ground-and-drunk-dad-riding-a-statue
Whirlpoolgby/reddit

Went home hungry from partying all night, decided to heat the pizza and this is what happened.

burnt-pepperoni-pizza
cnoorwk8/reddit

Drunkenness Level: 1,000.

chicken-mascot-vacuums-floor
ScottSterlingAWallThatCanFeelPain/imgur

My wasted neighbor should have taken a taxi last night.

car-crashed-thru-the-garage-door
ketchuppacket/imgur

“My wife swears she wasn’t drunk when she ordered these. She hates chocolates and doesn’t play tennis.”

box-full-of-chocolates-and-tennis-balls
Steel_Slinger/reddit

She got rowdy last night and ended up at the ER on crutches.

rocked-the-dancefloor-and-did-splits
lovelypay/twitter

Note to self: Never take a shower while drunk.

broken-shower-curtain-holder
OMG_SHUT_UP_KAREN/reddit