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    Little Lies Parents Tell Their Kids That Are Pure Genius

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    Whether it’s ‘the candy store is closed’ when you want to limit sweets for your kids or ‘storks deliver babies’ when you aren’t yet ready to explain how babies are made, most parents have to come up with lies as a tactic to change their behavior, end a public meltdown, or avoid an uncomfortable conversation. The idea of lying to your kids may sound harsh but it is sometimes the only way to deal with arguments or tantrums. While honesty is essential in building up your kid’s trust on you, it is sometimes acceptable to bend the truth especially if it helps you with discipline.

    Santa Claus only gives presents to nice kids, we sent the family pet to your uncle’s farm, broccoli makes you taller – you’ve probably told these common lies to your kids at some point. It’s absolutely okay to engage in make-believe with your kids. So, telling them that Santa or Tooth Fairy exists is a harmless part of parenting. However, these brilliant parents didn’t just go with the stereotyped white lies that most parents tell their kids. They went above and beyond playing Pinocchio and were successful at it that these can be considered as clever parenting hacks.

     

    Parents Share Their Clever ‘White’ Lies That Could Pass As Brilliant Parenting Hacks

    My kids think the Tooth Fairy is allergic to dust and she can’t come unless their rooms are super clean.

    — Mindy Mejia (@MejiaWrites) June 24, 2020

    These sharp-witted parents are more than willing to share their clever parenting tricks that are guaranteed to work. Of course, you can learn a trick or two from this hilarious Twitter thread. We’ve picked out the best and the funniest lies parents have told their kids that could pass as a handy parenting hack.

    Convinced my toddler there’s a game called “Put Daddy to Bed” where she pretends to put me to bed and I sleep. That’s probably my proudest accomplishment as a parent.

    — mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 27, 2018

     

    I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that’s in my pocket.

    Follow me for more parenting hacks.

    — Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) May 20, 2020

     

    My kids wouldn’t eat Brussel sprouts however, they cleared the plates of baby cabbages ??

    — Gavin Heath (@geath81) September 25, 2017

     

    “I’m the grown-up, and I know what I’m doing,” is probably the biggest lie I tell my children.

    — Stacy Leigh Hutchens (@slhutchens) August 18, 2016

     

    Don’t judge other parents for lying to their kids unless you plan on telling your own child their drawing of a “rocket” looks like a flaming space dildo.

    — Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) May 20, 2020

     

    My friend tells her kids that her engine won’t start until her car hears their seatbelts go click and now I’m curious what other cute lies parents tell.

    — Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 24, 2020

     

    My toddler thinks that you have to line your tummy with good food first, so that you won’t get sick from the junk food

    — THAT Toddler Mom (@that_toddler) June 24, 2020

     

    Daddy cannot hear when it is dark. Call mummy if you wake up at night.
    Actually worked till my wife found out.

    — Lee Cooper (@Leecooper74) September 25, 2017

     

    Parents are allowed to be hypocrites. For example, I tell my kids it’s wrong to lie AND that Baby Shark was destroyed in a fire at the internet factory

    — The Dad (@thedad) April 11, 2019

     

    Just convinced my 3-year-old daughter that hummus is princess food. #lying #parenting

    — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 6, 2013

     

    I got tired of waiting for the toaster, so I convinced my kids to eat something called “cold toast.”

    It’s now their favorite breakfast food.

    I’ve peaked as a parent.

    — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 25, 2018

     

    I told my boy that the store wouldn’t sell me diapers anymore so he’d have to use the potty.

    — Rosanne Giza (@thefluffa) September 25, 2017

     

    Two months until Christmas and I’m already running out of lies to tell my kids about the Amazon packages showing up

    Kids: ooh! What is it?

    Me: I think daddy ordered a tool for his deck project…BORING lol

    [Husband walks in] what’s up?

    Me: Not much, I need you to build a deck

    — Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 24, 2018

     

    “When YOU’RE an adult you can do what YOU want.”

    – and other lies I tell my children

    — MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) September 1, 2019

     

    Of all the lies I tell my kids, “I can see it from here” is my favorite.

    — Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 21, 2017

     

    I convinced my kids that Daylight Savings means we go to bed early so we can save some daylight for the rest of the world. Sharing is caring y’all.

    — Maryfairyboberry????? (@maryfairybobrry) November 3, 2019

     

    Lies I tell my children when traveling: the pilot checks to make sure each passenger has used the bathroom before boarding.

    — Elizabeth Sweeny Block (@ESweenyBlock) December 27, 2018

     

    3-year-old: Daddy, are you cool?

    Me: Yes.

    It turns out I don’t feel bad about lying to children.

    — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 16, 2014

     

    Heard another parent tell their kid that when the ice cream truck plays its jingle
    it means they’ve sold out of ice cream. Using that now.

    — The Dad (@thedad) May 18, 2019

     

    If my son wants to watch one of his annoying shows that I’m not in the mood to tolerate I tell him that the main character is taking a nap. Works for now (he’s 4)!

    — Anna (@realllyanna) June 24, 2020

     

    Yesterday I convinced my 6 year old son I could see his memories by looking into his ear directly at brain.

    He was amazed talking about, “What else do you see mama?!” as I told him things we were both there for.

    Parenting is fun

    — Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 15, 2019

     

    I’m pretty sure “ I’m not gonna say it again” is the biggest lie I tell my children.

    — Heather #BLM???? (@dishs_up) September 11, 2018

     

    Kids have to know their parents full names on the first day of school.

    I can’t wait.

    I convinced my 4-year-old my middle name is Danger.

    — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 31, 2016

     

    “I dunno, I guess those raccoons from the back yard somehow got into the pantry and ate all of your candy….Yeah it’s weird they didn’t touch the other food.”

    -and other lies I tell my children

    — Mama Babbles… (@mama_babble) February 28, 2019

     

    LOL at parents who don’t lie to their kids!

    Sorry son. They stopped making batteries for that toy. Guess we’ll just have to throw it away.

    — Babies Daddy (@dshack8) December 11, 2013

     

    Me: I try really hard to not lie to my kids

    Also me: We can’t go to Disney world it’s locked

    — Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 15, 2019

     

    Common Parent Lies: “There’s no more.” “That’s hot/spicy.” “Everyone is sleeping.” “Go hide, I’ll come find you.”

    — Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) May 31, 2012

     

    ‘Sorry honey that is adult chocolate’… and other lies I tell my children.

    — Heck No ?? (@OverRitz) February 28, 2019

     

    I’ve convinced my son the capital of Alabama is Sweet Home and the capital of West Virginia is Mountain Mama. Sure, he’ll fail the quiz, but he’ll be great at karaoke.

    — David Vienna (@davidvienna) December 10, 2019

     

    “I’m letting you win,” is just one of the many lies I tell my kids.

    — Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) August 13, 2013

     

    Need to start lying to the children that the weekends are actually school days so they stop waking up so early

    — Becky Currell (@becnard) November 22, 2014

     

    I’ve convinced my kids that they won’t like Oreos because they’re too spicy and that is why I should get some kind of parenting award.

    — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 25, 2015

     

    The biggest lie we tell our kids: sorry buddy, McDonald’s doesn’t sell toys at breakfast. #DontJudgeMe #parenting

    — Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) June 24, 2018

     

    Of all the lies I’ve told my children, “Try these beet pancakes, they’re delicious!” Is probably the cruelest.

    — Amy Dillon (@amydillon) August 4, 2015

     

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