40 Threatening Signs People Have Seen That Don’t Mess Around With Words

In this day and age, signs have become an integral part of our world. They provide valuable information that helps the flow of our daily lives run more smoothly. For example, we depend on signs greatly for navigational guidance. More significantly, signs help keep us out of harm’s way. If signs were to be animated, warning signs would be the gruff, blunt, and constantly cranky character in the ensemble. They’re rarely sugarcoated, because their purpose mainly concerns safety. But sometimes, sign makers just can’t help but make funny threatening signs to get their message across more effectively.

Some signs were just so good that its its captive audience just had to snap a photo to immortalize these strokes of genius. Scroll down to see some of the most epic warning signs ever made!

Sign at an Irish Zoo

Funny Threatening Signs Sign at Irish Zoo
OctopussSevenTwo

 

Sarcasm Meets Capitalism

Funny Threatening Signs Sarcasm meets Capitalism
Ad Week

 

It’s only fair

Funny Threatening Signs Its Only Fair
domeafavour97

 

This sign at my uncle’s house

Funny Threatening Signs sign at my uncles house
nateair

 

I noticed a new sign at my doctor’s office

Funny Threatening Signs New Sign at My Doctors Office
mynameisntsavannah

 

Slower

Funny Threatening Signs Slower
IPointThings

 

Good advice.

Funny Threatening Signs Good Advise
Unknown

 

This corn maze sign.

Funny Threatening Signs this cornmaze
shidanesayo

 

At Pittsburgh Zoo – what?

Funny Threatening Signs pittsburgh zoo
whododatlikedat

 

Thanks for the heads up!

Funny Threatening Signs thanks for the headsup
Scazon

 

I mean…. it’s not wrong.

Funny Threatening Signs bees
Unknown

 

Presenting: Exhibit A.

Funny Threatening Signs exhibit a
phitter72

 

I have well-meaning neighbors who knock on m y door at all times (at all times) to inform me of neighborhood discord.

Funny Threatening Signs for neighbor who knocks on door all the timeFunny Threatening Signs for neighbor who knocks on door all the time
mahuzair

 

This sign.

Funny Threatening Signs this sign
dontwantyourtitpm

 

Nope.

Funny Threatening Signs horses may bite
unfamiliar-ceiling

 

This sign outside a cabin my family is staying in.

Funny Threatening Signs outside a cabin
cheesybread116

 

Gotta be bold to urinate in public in Tirana, Albania.

Funny Threatening Signs gotta be bold to urinate in albania
Little Crumb

 

This sign at my local Orthodox Church.

Funny Threatening Signs at local orthodox church
Silver Sunrises

 

At the Hippo Exhibit.

Funny Threatening Signs hippo exhibit
1stumbler

 

Take a guess.

Funny Threatening Signs take a guess
Paul Smith

 

This is a real sign.

Funny Threatening Signs this is a real sign
Jigfly

 

Public Service Announcement to all kids.

Funny Threatening Signs psa to all kids
vampedvixen

 

Alligators love kids.

Funny Threatening Signs alligators love kids
FilthySpaniard

 

At a nearby wolf sanctuary.

Funny Threatening Signs at a nearby wolf sanctuary
Gymnos84

 

Crocodile enclosure at Sydney Aquarium.

Funny Threatening Signs crocodile enclosure at sydney
ReginaldHardwick

 

Just another day in Alaska.

Funny Threatening Signs just another day in alaska
electronicthesarus

 

Seen at my local tattoo studio.

Funny Threatening Signs tattoo shop
StoneageRomeo

 

Texas: Home of the World’s Scariest Sign.

Funny Threatening Signs texas home of the worlds scariest sign
RCViking44

 

This is how our tigers see you.

Funny Threatening Signs this is how tigers see you
tripadvisor

 

Trust me, I won’t.

Funny Threatening Signs trust me i wont
Svensit

 

No idea what it means but can’t be good.

Funny Threatening Signs no idea what it means but cant be good
CruzWayne

 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee-Uh Oh!

Funny Threatening Signs wheelchair
CaptainCrackbaby

 

A good reminder not to drown.

Funny Threatening Signs a good reminder not to drown
blindgorgon

 

No worries, three layers of glass still remain to protect you from the King of the Jungle.

Funny Threatening Signs lion yard
Tails_RulesTheWorld

 

My relaxing road trip from Darwin to Melbourne, Australia.

Funny Threatening Signs australia
Acid Urine

 

Killer coconuts in Oahu, Hi.

Funny Threatening Signs killer coconuts
child_of_old

 

Advertisement for an anti-malaria medicine in 1941.

Funny Threatening Signs advertisement for an anti malaria medicine
National Museum of Health and Medicine

 

Ominous AF!

Funny Threatening Signs ominous af
Citizen_Ken

 

Ummm… Okay?

Funny Threatening Signs cemetery
ledromire

 

Found this gem at a local bulk foods store.

Funny Threatening Signs gem at local bulk foods store
OnsetOfMSet

These funny threatening signs sure got our attention! Which one got yours the most?