It’s Christmas once again so it’s time to re watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and hear Clark Griswold say ‘when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse’. But do you know what’s funnier than hearing that famous line? Getting a door mat that actually reads the hilarious quote from the iconic comedy film.
We’ve found this ‘Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse’ mat which is especially made, not for Santa, but for your guests. Well, just in case you want to inform them beforehand what they’re getting into. This funny Christmas welcome mat is made from 100% coir (coconut fibre) with slip-resistant rubber backing. It features the comical quote printed on the front in bold letters, with the words ‘Assholes’ and ‘Nuthouse’ standing out.
Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse Mat
The letters are printed using state-of-the-art UV printing technology with the use of high quality inks that are resistant to abrasion and UV. You have the option to select between two ink colors: red and black. The ‘Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse’ mat is available in two sizes: standard (18 x 30 inches) and large (34 x 36 inches). The standard size is made for single doors while the large size is made for larger entryways.
Make your guests laugh even before they enter your house with this funny Christmas welcome mat. The print on the mat should last a long time in a sheltered environment. So, it’s best to place it in a spot away from direct sunlight and rain. One happy buyer wrote:
“I have received tons of compliments from my family and friends. I love this door mat and this gets me in the holiday spirit.”
Get yours here.