If you’re a dog owner, chances are understanding him is one of your greatest goals in life. Of course, this will allow you to give him more attention and better care. Moreover, there’s also probably a lot more to know behind those puppy eyes and sudden barks. For sure, dogs think about other stuff too. You know, aside from treats, toys, or the next thing that he’s going to destroy. Oh, how wonderful it is to enter the beautiful minds of our furry friends.
Well, perhaps Thoughts of Dog could shed some light on what really goes on inside the brains of our pooches. This Twitter page shares funny dog thoughts and some of the most random doggy musings. And we’re sure that every dog lover would be able to relate to these tweets.
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 26, 2019
gooooob morning. we are going to have a great day. whether you like it. or not
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 29, 2019
The brain behind this witty page is Matt Nelson. He’s also the same man who created the sensational We Rate Dogs account where he provides professional dog ratings. Who would have thought that a random idea conceptualized at an Applebee’s would result in two viral pages?
“I realized dogs were a very hot topic on the internet. If I wanted my writing to reach more people, I wanted to utilize dogs.”
i’d like to take a moment. to tell you about my stuffed fren sebastian. he is my closest confidant. my brightest shadow. he has big floppy ears. a long skinny nose. and his arm has only fallen off twice. he is the definition of good company. and without him. i’d be lost
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 27, 2019
i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. and i would really appreciate. a kiss on my forehead
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 29, 2019
Currently, Thoughts of Dog has nearly three million followers, while We Rate Dogs has over eight million followers. It only goes to show that there’s undoubtedly a huge number of dog lovers all over the globe. Plus, it’s safe to assume that these pages are helping to break the communication barrier between hoomans and their doggos.
i’m not sure if you noticed. but i love you
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 13, 2019
the small neighbor human. has a big new toy in their yard. if you jump on it. you boumce. sometimes we jump at the same time. this is called a double boumce. i always knew we could fly. we just needed a little help
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 17, 2019
petting me with your foot. only counts. as half a pet
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 22, 2019
i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 4, 2019
if you sit on the floor. i’m getting in your lap. this is just the way things are
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 7, 2019
all i need right now. is to rest my chin. in the palm of your hand. sometimes my noggin gets heavy. probably from all the knowledge
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 13, 2019
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY. MY CONFIDENCE IS SOARING. GIVE ME MY LEASH I’LL WALK MYSELF. LOOK AT THESE HIPS SWAY
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 22, 2019
every night we have cheese time. this is when i am presented. a single slice of cheese for consumption. i know exactly when cheese time is. and delaying it for any reason. is against the law
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 16, 2019
we are headed to a pumpkin patch. and although i’ve been told. i can only bring one home. i am going to say hi. to every pumpkin there
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 13, 2019
today. i’m going to lie on the porch. with my front paws hanging off the top stair. and when the sun breaks through the trees. i will squint and smile. and become marginally toastier
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 10, 2019
i found a pizza crust. on our walk today. in case anyone was thinking. about giving up on their dreams
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 22, 2019
the small neighbor human. came over after school. to try to get me to eat their homework. while i don’t condone such behavior. i absolutely complied
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 17, 2019
i may have gotten bigger. but my desire to be held. has remained constant
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 10, 2019
the sky booms have begun. and we all know how scary they can be. so the human and i are headed to the shelter. to comfort some pups. who don’t yet have. someone to hold them
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 4, 2019
gooooob morning. sometimes when the human is still asleep. i will quietly climb onto their face. and wait patiently for them to wake up. this normally does not take very long
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 24, 2019
the small neighbor human. goes back to school tomorrow. so we spent the whole day together. doing our favorite things. i understand education is important. but here’s the thing. so am i
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 25, 2019
the human came home for a bit. claiming they forgot their lunch. but i think we all know. they just missed me
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 9, 2019
i went outside one more time before bed. the human kept calling me. but the stars look so nice right now. if i sit and enjoy them long enough. the human will have no choice. but to come out. and enjoy them with me
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 4, 2019
sometimes. i will go outside. only to realize. it is inside that i desired all along
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 23, 2019
for your convenience. i have made a list of the times. i would appreciate your attention
always
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 18, 2019
i’m sitting next to the human. as they put on their shoes to leave. i glanced at the door. then slowly up at them. with the widest eyes i could manage. long story short. we’re working from home today
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 26, 2019
sometimes. i’ll pretend i need to tell you a secret. but when you lean in close. i’ll lick your ear instead. i am a master of deception
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 13, 2019
you may think it’s strange. for me to lose my mind with joy. every time you walk through the door. but when you love like i do. there’s no other option
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 30, 2019
i hear a noise. i think it’s the garaGE DOOR. IT IS THE GARAGE DOOR. THE HUMAN IS HOME. AND MY FEETS. THEY ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 13, 2019
if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 4, 2019
outside is larger than you think. which is why i always have my leash. so the human doesn’t get lost
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 9, 2019
the human invited some frens over. and one of them is sitting on the floor. gently rubbing my ears. they refer to me as the squishy wonder. and if my human doesn’t step it up. i’m going home with them
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 29, 2019
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