18 Funny Dating Stories That Will Make You Cringe With Embarrassment

Going on a date can either be one of the best times of your life or the worst, so it’s no wonder there are so many funny dating stories out there. You may as well share your disaster stories so perhaps other people can learn what not to do!  Many of us have awkward, cringe-worthy but undeniably funny dating stories we want to bury. But of course, we’ve dug them out for your reading pleasure. Prepare to laugh as you read these 18 funny dating stories that will make you cringe with embarrassment. These Twitter revelations that can be added to the list of the “worst dates in history.”

We feel sorry for the girl.

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Will_Alderson

What a total jerk! No other words can describe him.

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Chelseathrash1

We’re so glad it didn’t work out for you. And we recommend getting the place fumigated.

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IAmKarissaNoel

Wow. Now that is seriously awkward!

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raye_hiratsuka

Hey, that turned out pretty okay, right?

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kerravon

Yes, we feel sorry for you, but we can’t stop laughing, too. Peace!

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1stAztecWarrior

What true love really means. Accepting someone for everything they do, no matter how gross.

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mfonda

Best worst dating story.

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sedore93

Props to this guy’s creativity!

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_kategroh

Hilarious dating revelations revealed

This guy deserves a hug.

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T_LetWIN

Must have been one hell of a crazy night!

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clur_sands

How douche-tastic! Let’s hope she punched him on the way out!

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Laurengail_

Talk about destiny! He had better let her off that ticket, too!

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lindachilders1

LOL! That’s what brothers are for. Cringe or what.

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holly_katko

Good thing it still worked out.

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jsammis21

Seriously?! I am not a dog.

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snooki_cookie16

Bless her heart. At least she was honest!

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ChrisMillhouse

We’re curious what happened next.

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EdUrbanowski

Got your own funny dating stories to tell? Share them with us in the comments below!