If scented candles are among the things that give you inner peace and you happen to be a major Potterhead, then we’ve got some exciting news for you. There’s an Etsy shop that sells candles inspired by Harry Potter. What’s more, is that they all feature explicitly fun wordplays on each of the Hogwarts houses. Plus, they’re a little NSFW, so it will be surely exciting to have them around.
Florida-based Etsy shop Sugar and Geek delights in creating handmade geeky and dessert-inspired candles. In addition, they offer a wide variety of designs that cater to almost all sorts of fandoms. But one collection has particularly stood out because of its wit and sass. It’s none other than the shop’s sassy selection of Hogwarts house candles, aka the Dirty Potter candle set.
The set features the four Hogwarts houses—Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff, in a rather cheeky fashion
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Sugar and Geek
Evidently, the colors of the candles are based on their respective house colors. The “I Don’t Give A GryffinD**n” has a blend of apple, clove, eucalyptus, mint, and other essential oil scents.
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Then there’s the “I Don’t Give A SlytherS**t” with notes of sandal, moss, amber, as well as other floral essences.
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Meanwhile, “I Don’t Give A RavenC**p” is a combination of apple, cedarwood, mahogany, and vanilla scents.
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Lastly, “I Don’t Give A HuffleF**k” smells like freshly baked sugar cookies with hints of vanilla.
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Indeed, this candle set is perfect for any Potterhead who’s not afraid to express and expose his or her sassy side.
Check out the Etsy store here.
Feel free to check out Sugar and Geek’s other ridiculously funny candle label designs. For one, the celebrity prayer candles collection features photoshopped images of pop icons in the form of patron saints. Dibs on the Keanu Reeves “Savior of Dog” design!
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Sugar and Geek
Of course, there are also those with brutally honest quotes and statements.
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Sugar and Geek
Be sure to check out Sugar and Geek’s Etsy and Instagram pages.