20 People Share The Savage Things Kids Have Said To Them And It’s Beyond Funny

When your baby arrives in this world, you look at them, seeing something wonderfully pure and innocent. Unfortunately, it’s not long before you realize that this doesn’t last for very long and kids can grow up to be pretty savage.

They somehow manage to outsmart and outwit you, leaving you feeling stumped. Not only this, but the recent generations seem sassier and more headstrong than ever before! Here we have some funny tweets about kids proving how brutal they can be.

Sometimes, we have to make sacrifices to have a pet join our families. Even if it means dad’s got to sleep outside, apparently! 

funny kid tweets can we get a kitten
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This kid is simply using their initiative!

funny kid tweets can you teach me how to act like im listening
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Things like this really make you think…

funny kid tweets death star
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Were the stormtroopers really that stupid that they took on an ice queen?!

funny kid tweets elsa killed the stormtroopers
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It really is scary when your kids start talking back to you! Especially if they are clever!

funny kid tweets get out of bed
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This would probably make us choke on our food also! 

funny kid tweets how much of this meatball is meat
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Isn’t it so lovely when your kids say the nicest things?

funny kid tweets i think i ate too much
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You can’t fool this 6 year old, dad. She’s way ahead of you it seems!

funny kid tweets its time to clean your room
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We need to know their ages to make an accurate judgement!

funny kid tweets locked out of bedroom
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Parents these days need to be more specific. Otherwise, the kids will forever outsmart you!

funny kid tweets pick up your toys
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Despite how utterly offensive and irritating kids can be sometimes, you love them none the less. In fact, sometimes you face an internal battle. You’re shocked by what your kid has come out with but you’re somewhat impressed by it. Furthermore, it drives you insane that someone who is less than a quarter of your age can leave you speechless and stuck on how to respond! Kids are far too clever for their own good these days! Keep scrolling to see even more savage tweets! 

Kids do the sweetest things. In fact, who doesn’t love having poop hands rubbed on their face? This dad’s a lucky guy! 

funny kid tweets pooped and didnt wash hands
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We relate with this little girl. Having her as a daughter must be a blast!

funny kid tweets some day youll have feelings for boys
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A future comedian in the making for sure! 

funny kid tweets two christmases
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We shouldn’t laugh, but, we did, a lot. Brutal! 

funny kid tweets water slide death card
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At least she answered that question honestly! 

funny kid tweets what do you say when you do something wrong
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When your kid has mastered sass at such a young age… 

funny kid tweets what is a metaphor
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If only that was the solution. 

funny kid tweets why dont they become moms
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The lesson here is to always shout at your kids in advance! 

funny kid tweets you guys are late
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Don’t take it personally Jim, most kids would react this way! 

funny kid tweets you remind me of me
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Unfortunately, the 4 year old isn’t wrong! We wonder if she bagged the candy or not…

funny kid tweets youre only a mother because of me
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