Do you ever just look at something, a piece of food or an animal for example, and think that they could have been named something so much better? You’re left wondering why of all of the logical choices that could have been used, instead something that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense was picked instead. Well, unfortunately, we can’t go around altering the names of things just because we disagree with them. However, we can imagine the amusing replacements we would use instead! Here we have some hilarious images brought to you by a Twitter account that renames everyday objects. Take a look and see what you think!
Bagel Seeds
If only you could grow bagels this way.
Bread Moisturizer
Without it, bread is left horribly dry.
Cereal Sauce
As true as this is, this isn’t our favorite because people use milk for drinks as much as they use if for cereal.
Curvy Unicorn
Because unicorns come in all shapes and sizes.
Duck Puppy
We just love the nose.
Fart Squirrel
Whilst this is a perfectly fitting name, we do think skunk suits.
Land Cloud
Sheep scatter land the way clouds scatter the sky. Perfect!
Mountain Fountain
One we would like to avoid!
Panda Fish
We think whale actually sounds a bit more mighty.
Prison Pony
Nothing to see here, just a prison pony rocking their stripes.
Sea Flap Flap
Because the dictionary would be way more interesting with words like this in it.
Snowman Blood
Just don’t tell the kids!
Squid Squad
We will be using this phrase from now on.
T-Rex Deer
Not to be messed with…
Wizard Cow
If there’s an animal that should be able to do magic, it’s this one.
Yellow Tree D*cks
Because sometimes you just want to say things as you see them!
