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Jesus Toaster

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Make yourself the holiest of breakfasts in the morning with this Jesus toaster! Place bread into the toaster and wait for it to finish making its masterpiece!

Reviews

  1. Hayden Taylor –

    It's definatly wonder bread. 🙂

  2. Kristy Lopez –

    I can make a grilled Chesus! Yay!

  3. Dan Carranza –

    Now we can actually eat Jebus' body!

  4. Daren Wheeler –

    If you can find me a better use of $34.95 I'll be surprised.

  5. Daren Wheeler –

    If you can find me a better use of $34.95 I'll be surprised.

  6. Ally Sabyan –

    Brittany Doucette we can always have a grilled cheesus now.

    • Ally Sabyan –

      Brittany Doucette

  7. Quandatosoft D Oglesby –

    Now whoever came up with this is very creative love it.

  8. Quandatosoft D Oglesby –

    Now whoever came up with this is very creative love it.

  9. Melissa Dengah –

    AWESOME! But… Don't u think we're eating Jesus like tht? O.o

    • Melissa Dengah –

      Toby Isaac Lucas Isaac Cassandra Nicole Alexander Joseph Amanda Wong Peter Wong Make yourself the holiest breakfast by eating Jesus? xD lol

    • Toby Isaac –

      lol da fuck

  10. Norelle Walters –

    This is awsome! I want one!!!

  11. Deborah King –

    Kay King Isn't this nice?

  12. Alaina Nessy Harrison –

    OMG this is amazing! X'D

  13. Alaina Nessy Harrison –

    OMG this is amazing! X'D

  14. Darkflamemaster Novaran –

    You can now have your daily bread xD.

  15. Trina Lai –

    i love your comment T_T and your profile picture . I THOUGHT IT WAS FINN'S RETURN T_________________________________________T STILL IN DENIALLL.

  16. Tracey Batten –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRoCE8J0Mc
    Someone needs to get the lady in the video one of these toaster's

  17. Martin Ellacott –

    Ah yes, something for the religious nut bars….and reasonably cheap too. Isn't Jebus great?

  18. Melissa Whitt –

    Dont forget to drink the blood

  19. Jay Selavka –

    I hope I don't have to wait three days for it to pop up.

  20. Matthew Bryce Deutsch –

    I can sell each piece of toast on eBay for 10 grand.

  21. Bea Anceno –

    LITERALLY, OUR DAILY BREAD. 🙂

  22. Susan Clark –

    Thanks Linda for leading towards this awesome website. I can't decide what to buy first – the Jesus Toaster, haircut umbrella

  23. Tania Pomroy –

    Jessica Bcfc Bromage.

  24. Tania Pomroy –

    Jessica Bcfc Bromage.

  25. Andy Sanderson –

    Hahaha awesome

  26. Aisha Kay –

    "Make yourself the holiest of breakfasts in the morning with this Jesus toaster! Place bread into the toaster and wait for it to finish making its masterpiece!"

  27. Aisha Kay –

    "I can sell each piece of toast on eBay for 10 grand." Lol!

  28. Aisha Kay –

    "I can sell each piece of toast on eBay for 10 grand." Lol!

  29. Fernando Lopez –

    This will go great with my Virgin Mary latte

  30. Khalil Ajram –

    Lisa Lee

  31. Louise Avril –

    Now this is truly getting your daily bread lol

  32. Steve Tramountanas –

    What a nice idea.

  33. Charles A. Otero Vazquez –

    Guiero saver el precio de la fuente de elefante?

  34. Erica Rangel –

    The father, the son and the Holy Toast.

  35. Erica Rangel –

    I want one. Everyday should start with Jesus.

  36. Erica Rangel –

    Leesa Schlarb you should get one of these.

  37. Leesa Schlarb –

    Get one for beau

  38. Carlos Hugo Fochs –

    Esto es lo mejor para limpiar tu pecados de por la noche

  39. Carlos Hugo Fochs –

    Esto es lo mejor para limpiar tu pecados de por la noche

  40. India Anderson –

    wonder if it really tastes like jesus…

  41. Izza Castronuevo RiegodeDios –

    I'm sorry, but who would want to eat a bread with Jesus' face on it? See? It even feels weird saying it..

  42. Patricia Reirdon Daruka –

    The father,son and holy toast

  43. Gus Riker –

    I see jesus

  44. Jenna Brown –

    just what I need, toasted on the outside, under toasted in the middle, and burnt on the inside

  45. Jenna Brown –

    Just sell the toast pieces on EBay

  46. Gino Reed –

    Grilled Cheesus

  47. Cian J Galgey –

    wow

  48. Cian J Galgey –

    wow

  49. Sharon Thornton –

    Its a miracle

  50. Timothy Lavalle –

    its daily and you eat it that is amazing

  51. Paige Edwards –

    The father, the son and the holy toast
    This is indeed awesome!

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