These Hilarious Diet Fails Prove That No One Can Win Against Food

Going on a diet to lose weight is always on top of the list of every New Year’s resolution. But most of the times, this clichéd resolution always ends in disappointing diet fails. Weight loss is a very tough challenge and is certainly not a piece of cake. When you go on a diet, you’re on a fight against yourself because you’ll need to restrain your food cravings. In other words, you’ll have to deprive yourself of your favorite foods. All for the sake of achieving your ideal body. Southbeach, atkins, vegan, ketogenic, these are only a few of the diet plans in existence today. But regardless of the type of diet you’re following, remember that the greatest key to weight loss is self-control. And if you think you can’t win the fight against your cravings, you might as well throw in towel now.

These hilarious diet fails prove that no one can win against food. We feel your pain.


This is the most ideal meal for weight loss. Try eating ONLY this for 1 week and you’ll surely lose pounds.


If you’re looking for pastries with zero calories, try the invisible bagels. We’re also offering a buy-one-take-one promo for the first 100 customers.

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Gluten refers to the proteins found in grains such as wheat, barley and oats. Since gluten has been allegedly pointed out as the main cause of weight gain, people have been avoiding it. And since then, all companies have been using the gluten-free label to sell their products.

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Why eat real fruits when you can eat fruit-flavored candies?

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What’s wrong with these water companies? After using the gluten-free ploy, now this! It’s no secret that water does NOT contain meat or any animal by-products. But I’m pretty sure this will be a big hit for all vegans out there.

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When you’re on a strict low-carb diet, you better make sure you put those carbs to a place where you can’t see them. Like stuffing them all in a phone booth or something.

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And you can’t spell failure without ‘u’.


Weight loss failures that we can all relate to



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You should never make your tacos angry so ditch your diet right now.


You can fool the eyes but you can NEVER fool the tongue.

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Diet fails we can all relate to, especially this one! This sums up my whole diet plan. So I’ll just leave it right here.

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No chocolate eggs for you, not even on your cheat day.


Hmmm… maybe we should all try this.

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Take a hint from all the obvious signs. This blender is telling you to just give up on making fruit smoothies and munch on real fruits instead.


Eat like a hobbit if you intend to lose weight. But even hobbits will disapprove of this teeny-weeny pizza.

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