16 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe With Embarrassment

What is it with dads and their absolutely terrible cringe jokes? Think about it… every dad around has an arsenal of really bad jokes up his sleeve ready to use for any and every occasion. It’s weird, when we’re young we get so easily embarrassed by all sorts of stuff, dad jokes in particular. As we get older though, we’re finding that some of those very quips end up creeping into our own repertoire, damn! Take a look and prepare to groan loudly!

Cringy Dad Jokes

1. Just like many of our parents, dinosaurs existed in their prime in ancient times. To cling onto those memories, sometimes dads will incorporate these very, very old and interesting creatures into their cringy material…
why cant you hear a pterodactyl

2. We had to read it twice, but we will admit that this one tickled us. Dad jokes are either the best or the worst!

if attacked by mob of clowns go for the juggler

3. You can’t help but wince when your parents say something along these lines, especially in public places…

how do you take your coffee seriously very seriously joke

4. When a dad gets a joke in their mind, something inside them means that it MUST be released. It doesn’t matter who’s around or how much you beg them not to, that cringe joke is coming out…

bouncy castle inflation

5. Sometimes, if you can spot the early warning signs of a bad joke, you might be able to cover your ears in the nick of time. Others aren’t so lucky.

why couldnt the bike stand on its own joke on fish background

6. We like this one and we love Forrest Gump!

what is forrest gumps favorite pasta search

Ha. Ha. Slow clap. Ha. Ha…

how does moses make coffee hebrews it

7. We’ve heard this so many times, it has become somewhat painful to hear. Please, let this joke die out soon! It’s not a classic!

you cant play poker in the jungle theres too many cheetahs joke

8. Now, this one, we like. Go ahead people, refresh yourselves with the F5 button, you know you want to…

finger pressing F5 button

9. We can appreciate the humor here. But, we’re struggling to cope with the fact that the raw chicken is touching the TV remote! We hope the it was thoroughly cleaned before being handled again!

chicken sitting in sink like human with beer and tv remote

10. Sometimes it’s better to feel satisfied alone than having to hold back with someone!

honey they built a hay maze over at the park comic strip

11. Typical parenting joke. We bet moms and dads feel so cool when they do this. Meanwhile, their little bundles of joy are eternally eye rolling.

hand wearing ring with nose shape on it

12. These are the kind of cringe jokes that really get on our nerves! However, some people really enjoy this kind of humor. Though, we really can’t figure out why.

did you get a hair cut no i got them all cut

13. Somethings just shouldn’t be said out loud and this is definitely one of them. Get back in the brain you came from, terrible joke!

what did the hat say to the rack joke with laughing man as background

14. This joke seems to be a right of passage for all dads. It’s like, you must hear this joke at least 50 times in your entire life or something bad will happen!

scene from Pocahontas with joke dad dont kill him im serious, hi serious im dad

15. Finally, if you struggle to cope with your dad’s jokes, know that you are not alone. Here we have a group of dad joke survivors that might provide you with some comfort…

 

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