12 Adorable Yet Offensive Greeting Cards To Give To Your Enemies – Part 1


Greeting cards are usually designed to either send glad tidings on happy occasions, such as a birthday or anniversary, or to send condolences during hard times, such as when a family member passes away. But, we think there might be a gap in the market for offensive greeting cards designed to send bad tidings to folks you don’t like, or just as a form of banter with your friends. Phil Wall, aka Never Stay Dead, has designed a range greeting cards that feature cute illustrations but horrible sentiments, and we think they’re genius! Take a look at these twelve adorable yet offensive greeting cards to give to your enemies. 

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Sorry, but all babies are ugly, no matter how cute you think yours is.

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Wow. We mean, we’d probably rather you didn’t but thanks for asking.

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What a horrifying sentiment.

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Gee, did you really have to bring our faces into this?!

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At least you get a warning.

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But… but… sharing is kind.

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Oh. Oh, okay.

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Why would you do that to us, bunny?

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This is way too true.

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Well, we’re going to have to cry ourselves to sleep.

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Dang! Not even our mom?!

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Wow. Alright, then.

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More adorably offensive greeting cards HERE!