Just because your boyfriend lies to you, doesn’t mean he’s a complete and utter jerk! Honest! Sometimes, men tell the littlest white lies, often because they see no other way out of a situation, not with their balls intact, that is. Think about it, they’re not going to confess to their real feelings about your gal pals, or to thinking your bum looks a bit porky in that new pair of jeans you absolutely love! Here are 13 of the most common little white lies men routinely tell their unsuspecting girlfriends! Take a look!
‘I love throw pillows, they’re great!’ – Actually, we don’t get them. We just don’t get them.
![men-pillows](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-pillows.jpg)
‘No, you look great in the mornings!’ – We wonder who the hell just walked into the kitchen, but we’re far too polite to say. Plus, we value our own lives.
![men-beautiful](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-beautiful.jpg)
‘I would never, ever dream of being attracted to your sister’ – This is just a plain lie. Sorry!
![men-sister](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-sister.jpg)
‘I would love to go to the art gallery with you this weekend’ – In all honesty, we’d prefer to stay in and play video games, but we pretend we’re excited about the upcoming day out, anyway. Because we love you!
![men-art](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-art.jpg)
‘No, really, I wasn’t checking that chick out’ – But, we couldn’t help ourselves and now we’re trying to cover it up!
![men-checking-out](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-checking-out.jpg)
‘She’s just an old friend’ – This is reserved for when we run into former flames in public, while we’re with you!
![men-friend](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-friend.jpg)
‘What cellulite?’ – Well, if we told the truth… let’s just say it’s better to lie about this one and leave it at that!
![men-cellulite](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-cellulite.jpg)
‘I love your mother to bits’ – We have to say this, even if we actually preferred our ex’s mom.
![men-mom](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-mom.jpg)
‘Of course you can drive honey, you’re a brilliant driver’ – Yet, the man beside you is actually gritting his teeth in pure fear!
![men-drive](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-drive.jpg)
‘I’m stuck in traffic’ – This translates as… I’m just finishing off this game/drink!
![men-traffic](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-traffic.jpg)
‘Of course you don’t look fat in that dress/skirt/pair of jeans’ – This is a common white lie we’ve just got to tell, unless we want to be killed!
![men-fat](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-fat.jpg)
‘Yeah, I don’t mind just cuddling’ -Another common lie men tell their girls. In reality, well, they do kind of mind.
![men-cuddle](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-cuddle.jpg)
‘Your friends are definitely not blood sucking, evil soulless harpies!’ – No, they’re not. Not at all. They’re fine…
![men-friends](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/men-friends.jpg)
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