13 Little White Lies That Guys Tell Their Girlfriends

Just because your boyfriend lies to you, doesn’t mean he’s a complete and utter jerk! Honest! Sometimes, men tell the littlest white lies, often because they see no other way out of a situation, not with their balls intact, that is. Think about it, they’re not going to confess to their real feelings about your gal pals, or to thinking your bum looks a bit porky in that new pair of jeans you absolutely love! Here are 13 of the most common little white lies men routinely tell their unsuspecting girlfriends! Take a look!

‘I love throw pillows, they’re great!’ – Actually, we don’t get them. We just don’t get them. 

‘No, you look great in the mornings!’ – We wonder who the hell just walked into the kitchen, but we’re far too polite to say. Plus, we value our own lives.

‘I would never, ever dream of being attracted to your sister’ – This is just a plain lie. Sorry!

‘I would love to go to the art gallery with you this weekend’ – In all honesty, we’d prefer to stay in and play video games, but we pretend we’re excited about the upcoming day out, anyway. Because we love you! 

‘No, really, I wasn’t checking that chick out’ – But, we couldn’t help ourselves and now we’re trying to cover it up!

‘She’s just an old friend’ – This is reserved for when we run into former flames in public, while we’re with you!

‘What cellulite?’ – Well, if we told the truth… let’s just say it’s better to lie about this one and leave it at that!

‘I love your mother to bits’ – We have to say this, even if we actually preferred our ex’s mom.

‘Of course you can drive honey, you’re a brilliant driver’ – Yet, the man beside you is actually gritting his teeth in pure fear!

‘I’m stuck in traffic’ – This translates as… I’m just finishing off this game/drink!

‘Of course you don’t look fat in that dress/skirt/pair of jeans’ – This is a common white lie we’ve just got to tell, unless we want to be killed!

‘Yeah, I don’t mind just cuddling’ -Another common lie men tell their girls. In reality, well, they do kind of mind. 

‘Your friends are definitely not blood sucking, evil soulless harpies!’ – No, they’re not. Not at all. They’re fine…

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