Anyone who has spend a significant amount of time with a toddler will know that they can come out with some weird and wonderful lines. Martin Bruckner, who is an illustrator by trade, decided to make posters out of the most hilarious things that are said by (or sometimes to) his two-year-old daughter and post them up online. Obviously you get them out of context, but that probably only makes them all the more funny. If you want to see more, Bruckner has Facebook, Pinterest and Tumblr accounts under the name 'Spaghetti Toes', where he frequently posts new illustrations.
Website: Spaghetti Toes
By royal decree.
I think that most of us feel the same way, even now.
Good, if somewhat unusual, advice!
This one is hilarious. Such sass!
Because who doesn't enjoy nibbling a nice slice of gouda while taking a soak?
This kid is incredibly quotable, and the beauty of it is that on some level, we kind of understand where she's coming from!