Wouldn’t it be great if our phones could sense when we were drunk? That way many awkward and stupid conversations could be avoided. Of course, it’s great to have a way of contacting people for a ride or to let them know you are safe, but for everything else it’s pretty much a terrible idea to have a phone in your possession when highly intoxicated! The proof is in the pudding so here we have 15 funny drunk texts that will make you laugh. Take a look!
This is both amusing and worrying. We hope that this drunk guy got help if he really did have issues!
Ah, the classic ‘replying to your own message’ text.
![Funny Drunk Texts are u in town](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-are-u-in-town.jpg)
High or not that’s an interesting theory!
![Funny Drunk Texts are you high](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-are-you-high.jpg)
How does one even attempt to bite their own nose? Our brains can’t handle this.
![Funny Drunk Texts bite your own nose](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-bite-your-own-nose.jpg)
At least this drunk person tried to let their ride know that they weren’t needed anymore. That’s pretty impressive for someone who’s steaming drunk!
![Funny Drunk Texts dropping you off](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-dropping-you-off.jpg)
This person clearly received one too many Farmville requests…
![Funny Drunk Texts dug up moms garden](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-dug-up-moms-garden.jpg)
We can just imagine the utter disappointment felt upon opening the box…
![Funny Drunk Texts empty lunchbox](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-empty-lunchbox.jpg)
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It’s funny because the time this screenshot was taken was 3:16 am, but the person sending the messages was clearly drunk by 21:22 pm!
![Funny Drunk Texts Funny Drunk Texts triangle](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-Funny-Drunk-Texts-triangle.jpg)
Some people drunk text their exes… other people drunk text airports.
![Funny Drunk Texts gatwick airport](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-gatwick-airport.jpg)
We love drunk moms. They say the best things…
![Funny Drunk Texts keep you](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-keep-you.jpg)
What a lovely ‘ploice’ man. He seems very ‘noice’.
![Funny Drunk Texts nice ploice man](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-nice-ploice-man.jpg)
How to keep your drunk friend behaving in your car… give them a paper plate to play with!
![Funny Drunk Texts paper plates](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-paper-plates.jpg)
It was going so well until the end…
![Funny Drunk Texts party was at your house](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-party-was-at-your-house.jpg)
What a kind stranger.
![Funny Drunk Texts smoke on jacket](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-smoke-on-jacket.jpg)
Sometimes we have to try and talk to people in their own language…
![Funny Drunk Texts wrong number](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Funny-Drunk-Texts-wrong-number.jpg)