Someone Is Adding Fake Subtitles To Library Books And It’s Hilarious

They say that all books are open to interpretation. Well, one person who has a gift when it comes to doing just that is Instagram user ‘Snide Octopus’. Providing captions to real books, Snide Octopus goes around ‘causing disturbances in libraries nationwide’. Never have book subtitles been so interesting! Also, the creative genius hosts a ‘community caption contest’ every Friday offering Instagram users the chance to compete at captioning a book. It’s a pretty fun thing to get involved with! Below we have a few examples that are sure to put a smile on your face. Take a look!
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That’s one defense deterrent you can feel confident in…  

Fake Subtitles To Library Books a ladder of swords
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Seems pretty accurate to us! 

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Brilliant. We wish you good luck on your mission! 

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Could this be where it all began?

Fake Subtitles To Library Books click bait
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So many dogs can relate to this… 

Fake Subtitles To Library Books fire from heaven
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Hell hath no fury like a scorned customer with access to a reviewing service! 

Fake Subtitles To Library Books give me a ship
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You have to allow extra time for the ‘choosing’ part of the evening. We recommend at least 30-60 minutes! 

Fake Subtitles To Library Books how to torture your mind
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Keep Going To See More!

A joke that’s so bad, it’s good. 

Fake Subtitles To Library Books itll get you wet
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But, what if you want some company?!

Fake Subtitles To Library Books nursing home policies
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Things haven’t changed much over the years clearly… 

Fake Subtitles To Library Books rap hits
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We’re actually quite curious as to what the contents of this book are! 

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Wikipedia knows everything.

Fake Subtitles To Library Books the age of drake
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The mystery is still ongoing to this day… 

Fake Subtitles To Library Books who let them out
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If you want to throw some unique insults, this could be the perfect book for you.

Fake Subtitles To Library Books wordy insults
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