Here's one for all you Harry Potter fans out there. This one takes a little bit of explaining, although it might even be funnier without context. Basically, due to China's strict media laws, the Harry Potter movies have only just been released there. The movies themselves have been dubbed into Mandarin, the official language of China (although not the only dialect spoken there), but there is the option of displaying subtitles in English. Now, you might assume that it would be easy enough to figure out the right English subtitles, seeing as that's the movies' original language, but you would be mistaken! Someone has clearly tried to translate them back from the Chinese into English, but it's gone all kinds of wrong. On the plus side, though, it's crazy hilarious! Check it out!
These are amazing. We're actually crying with laughter!
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